Top 10 Favorite Demotivators
We've all seen those motivational posters with positive messages and quotes.
Like this one, for example:
Determination: It is the size of one's will which determines success.
But sometimes when I need a good laugh, I read the De-Motivational posters at Despair.com. These are my Top 10 Favorites from their website (Warning: graphics heavy, but it's worth the wait).
(1) Failure: When Your Best Just Isn't Good Enough.
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(2) Indifference: It Takes 43 Muscles to Frown and 17 to Smile, but it Doesn't Take any to Just Sit There with a Dumb Look on Your Face.
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(3) Despair: It's Always Darkest just Before it goes Pitch Black.
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(4) Dysfunction: The Only Consistent Feature of All of Your Dissatisfying Relationships is You.
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(5) Mistakes: It Could Be that the Purpose of Your LIfe Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.
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(6) Potential: Not Everyone Gets To Be an Astronaut When They Grow Up.
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(7) Intimidation: No One Can Make You Feel Inferior without your Consent, But You'd be a Fool to Withhold That from your Superiors.
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(8) Losing: If at First You Don't Succeed, Failure May Be Your Style.
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(9) Procrastination: Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now.
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(10) Bitterness: Never be Afraid to Share Your Dreams with the World, Because there's Nothing the World Loves More Than the Taste of Really Sweet Dreams.
