The Perfect Dinner Party
I don't know the exact rules of meming (is that a word?), but here goes:
If you could invite 10 people to a dinner party (5 if you don't feel like doing 10), who would you invite? They can be from the past or present. If they're dead, they can be temporarily resurrected for the party, but then they have to go back to being dead, because those are the laws of the universe.
Here's my list:
(1) Mother Theresa who will be seated next to (2) Jeffery Dahmer, because what the hell would they talk about?! Note: Jeffery Dahmer wouldn't be allowed to eat, because...well, you know, we're not sure what he'd be eating. (3) Mitch Hedberg, because he seems like such a nice, laid-back guy. He died too soon. (4) Joe Strummer (of The Clash). He had such a great ass. (5) George W. Bush who would be seated between (6) Cindy Sheehan, so she can finally get an answer to her question, and (7) Bill Maher, so he could ask him what he was thinking about on 9/11 during those nine minutes after finding out America was under attack. Also, Bush doesn't get to eat until he puts on his cheerleading uniform and does a cheer for all of us. Pom-poms and all. (8) Ann Coulter, after being shot with a truth serum, so we can finally find out if she's really a he. (9) Ralph Nader (10) Noam Chomsky. Because they are both my heroes and two more people to make Bush squirm. If Nader or Chomsky, can't make it, Jesus can fill in for one of them. I think at this point, he even wants to bitchslap Bush.
Tag! You're it!
1. SudieGirl
2. The Capt.
3. Suk Yee
4. Waseem
5. Ole Blue
6. Catty
