SudieGirl from Musings of a Chick tagged me for this meme. It's actually written by Chelmsford, her pet flying monkey (with fangs).

"If you had dis bee-yoo-tee-ful monkey, where would you put in house?"
Probably in the basement...in a cage...chained to something very sturdy. Chelmsford looks like he wants to get drunk on Martinis and then kill me in my sleep.
"Would you has holding a martini glass? Something else? What would you do with it?"
The beatnik hat and martini glass makes me think he's a little beat poet. I'd give him a little drum to occupy him and to keep his mind off wanting to tear my throat out. I hope I don't have bad dreams tonight.