"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done'. -- George Carlin
I was just working on a serious post that I got carried away with, and it's now about four pages long. So until I edit it down to a couple of paragraphs to post on the blog, I'm just going to write about something funny that happened to me once.
SudieGirl from Musings of a Chick tagged me for this meme. It's actually written by Chelmsford, her pet flying monkey (with fangs)."If you had dis bee-yoo-tee-ful monkey, where would you put in house?"Probably in the bas
That it would be cool to get bitten by a shark. Not enough to cause any real damage, but just some tooth marks that scar. Then next time someone says, "Hey, look at my new tattoo,&quo