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1. Elton John - Benny & The Jets

2. U2 - Beautiful Day

3. The Screaming Jets - Eve of Destruction

4. Rush - Subdivisions

5. Creed - What's This Life For?

6. Charlie Daniels Band - Legend of Wooley's Swamp

7. Eve 6 - Inside Out

8. George Harrison - My Sweet Lord

9. Mariah Carey - I Still Believe

10. Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life


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Humor



Defining Pennsylvania

Saturday, 21 June 2008 3:31 P GMT-05
Because what Pennsylvanians need most is a bunch of reporters coming here to tell us who we are.

Fun with Christianity

Wednesday, 27 February 2008 3:03 P GMT-05
I know this Christian guy who knows I'm an Atheist, yet he keeps sending me religious emails every week.

Dick 'n' Bush: What Would Their Tombstones Say?

Sunday, 20 January 2008 4:22 A GMT-05
I thought hard about this.

One Good Reason to Miss Bill Clinton

Tuesday, 25 December 2007 11:52 P GMT-05
This video makes me smile.

Michelle's Budget Christmas Party Recipes

Saturday, 15 December 2007 5:55 A GMT-05
With just a few ingredients like Bologna, Chips, & Peanut Butter you can create all kinds of delicious party food!

Had a Dream...

Friday, 14 December 2007 6:03 A GMT-05
...And it was a strange one.

Chuck Norris Approved?

Friday, 30 November 2007 1:34 P GMT-05
I thought this was another joke video, but nope.

I Don't Like Spiders

Friday, 26 October 2007 4:26 P GMT-05
There's a spider on my wall and it's staring at me. Should I:

Bathtub Reading

Monday, 8 October 2007 6:15 P GMT-05
These are the directions on the back of my bottle of Vanilla Creme Caramel 3-in-1 Bubble Bath, Shampoo, & Body Wash.

Before You Go Bungee Jumping...

Monday, 3 September 2007 8:42 P GMT-05
Just a few tips.

The Funniest Bush Video I've Ever Seen

Sunday, 12 August 2007 12:35 P GMT-05
It's fake, but it's still funny.

The Nose Missile Incident

Saturday, 28 July 2007 2:17 A GMT-05
I was just working on a serious post that I got carried away with, and it's now about four pages long. So until I edit it down to a couple of paragraphs to post on the blog, I'm just going to write about something funny that happened to me once.

SudieGirl's (I mean Chelmsford's) Meme

Wednesday, 4 July 2007 5:26 A GMT-05
SudieGirl from Musings of a Chick tagged me for this meme.  It's actually written by Chelmsford, her pet flying monkey (with fangs)."If you had dis bee-yoo-tee-ful monkey, where would you put in house?"Probably in the bas

I Was Thinking Today...

Tuesday, 13 March 2007 5:44 P GMT-05
That it would be cool to get bitten by a shark.  Not enough to cause any real damage, but just some tooth marks that scar.  Then next time someone says, "Hey, look at my new tattoo,&quo

Eerie Resemblance

Monday, 21 August 2006 9:25 P GMT-05
   

The Butt Page

Monday, 14 August 2006 9:46 P GMT-05
You really can find anything on the internet.

High Maintenance Women

Thursday, 6 July 2006 2:43 P GMT-05
Someone accused me of being high maintenance recently and I didn't understand what that meant. So I searched for a definition.

A Brief History of Quizno's Ad Campaigns

Saturday, 24 June 2006 3:43 A GMT-05
Is it just me or does Quizno's seem more bent on grossing people out than selling food?

Celebrity Boobs

Wednesday, 21 June 2006 8:37 A GMT-05
Just a few observations on them.

Republican Supports Aborting Liberals

Tuesday, 20 June 2006 5:11 A GMT-05
The other day, I thought it would be fun to pose as a Republican on a conservatives' forum.

Want To See Something Really Weird?

Monday, 12 June 2006 4:35 A GMT-05
I saw an ad for this Swedish e-tailer on a site about modern design, so I clicked on the link...

Doing My Laundry

Saturday, 10 June 2006 12:09 A GMT-05
I've been putting it off for too long.

More Questions For Dr. Michelle

Wednesday, 31 May 2006 8:25 A GMT-05
Okay, I collected the questions from the Politics of Gender forum.

Top 10 Best Jack Handey Quotes

Saturday, 20 May 2006 4:16 P GMT-05
Remember Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey from Saturday Night Live?

Dr. Michelle Answers Men's Questions About Women

Monday, 15 May 2006 3:59 A GMT-05
I'm offering my free relationship advice to all you guys out there.