Bathtub Reading
These are the directions on my bottle of Vanilla Creme Caramel 3-in-1 Bubble Bath, Shampoo, & Body Wash.
#1 Bubble Bath: Remove cap and freely pour into the tub directly under running water while the tub is filling. Enjoy the delicious fragrance while you 
anticipate a relaxing soak. Swish the bubbles around with your hand to further increase the fragrant foam and sensory experience.
#2 Shampoo: Wet hair thoroughly, place Lander Essentials (tm) Vanilla Creme Caramel in the palm of your hand, then gently massage into your hair and scalp. Rinse and repeat as often as you'd like. Use the fragrant foam to wash your neck, arms, and body...oops, that last suggestion should be saved for #3.
#3 Body Wash: OK, now use that incredible lather all over your body. Pour onto a cloth or pouf - or just use your hand - and have a deliciously cleansing experience.
I'm glad they put detailed directions on the bottle because, for the life of me, I could not figure out how to get the bubble bath out of the bottle. Then, I read the directions and realized I had to remove the cap first, saving me the trouble of calling the 800 number and asking an expert Bubble Bath Technician for help.
Here's what it says on the back of my husband's Old Spice Body Wash:
1. Grab your cloth.
2. Squeeze it out.
3. Lather it up.
4. Rinse it off.
There's no point whatsoever in this post, except that I feel like my bubble bath thinks I'm dumb.
